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"Ladies and gentlemen, presenting the amazing, the fantastic, the incredible resettable combination lock that requires absolutely no powers of memorization. Pick a number, any three-digit number. Your area code! Your birth year plus a zero! The same umber repeated not once, but three times! Now step up to the magic tumblers and presto! A combination so easy to remember it's actually hard to forget. ...